Top 10 Midterm Election Hangover Cures

Thursday, November 6, 2014

We get it. The 2014 election felt like this:
It's ok to get angry.
And maybe a little drunk.
But don't forget that this happened:

Voters in 5 out of 5 states—including four red states Arkansas, Alaska, Nebraska and South Dakota—with ballot initiatives to raise the minimum wage passed them, giving a raise to more than 1.7 million workers.
And marijuana legalization passed in Oregon, Washington D.C. and Alaska.
And voters in two states—Colorado and North Dakota—rejected extreme anti-abortion, personhood ballot initiatives.
Wait, WTF? Our candidates lost, but our issues won?!
So think happy thoughts...
Get back in ring.
They're gonna hear us roar.